Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Let's Make Duck the New Chicken

When was the last time you had duck? When was the last time you had chicken? Why is chicken so much more prevalent than duck? I'm pretty sure it's because chickens are easy to raise. Chickens are poor fliers while ducks can swim and fly. Duck is far tastier than chicken. It is savory and oily and does not require anything extra to make it taste good. Chicken is somewhat bland and is best when fried or accompanied by a sauce.

I propose we band together to create a new breed of duck which doesn't fly and can't swim. Who is with me?

2 comments:

  1. Yes, "chuck" is what we're looking for - the flavorful delight of duck with the mobility of a chicken!

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